He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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