Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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