So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
