Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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