the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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