Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I don't think brook has ever known best
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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