I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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