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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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