I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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