Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
too bad you live with your parents still
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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