i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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