4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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