this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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