she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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