there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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