NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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