So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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