Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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