i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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