i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I am available for nakedness
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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