Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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