i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Bang-toberfest begins!!
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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