Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
