I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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