The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
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I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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