Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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