Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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