Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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