why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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