What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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