AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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