I look better un-naked...
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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