She announced her abortion via fbk
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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