I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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