are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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