For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that