I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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