Soap is not a condiment
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just want to make out with him forever
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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