If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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