Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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