Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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