no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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