so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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