Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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