My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I understand Curling. That high.
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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