Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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