Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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