My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
