The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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