I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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