She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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