i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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