Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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