Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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