with your own penis?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
