why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish you could order shots online.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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