let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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