covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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